June 2010
1 post
Long Time No See!
Yeh I know! :-)
May 2009
2 posts
The World's Oldest Profession Is Hurting 2 →
The World's Oldest Profession Is Hurting →
March 2009
18 posts
Uses Of The Word Fuck! →
What Filters Are Right For Kids?
“Daddy what’s that?”
“That’s how babies are made sweetheart.”
“Oh. Do you and mommy do that?”
“Not anymore. (sigh)”
What Filters Are Right For Kids?
Conservative Christian Site Slams Game of Life’s...
A-alright, now, now listen, kids. There’s some things we need to put into context for you. You see, a man puts his penis into a woman’s vagina for both love and pleasure. But sometimes the woman lays on top of the man facing the other way so that they can put each other’s genitals in their mouths. Uh this is called “sixty-nining” and it’s normal.
See boys, a...
GOD →
The Global Crisis
If the global crisis continues at the present rate,
By the end of this year only two banks will
Be left operational ….
The Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank!
And before you know it, these two will merge,
And the whole place will be full of of bloody wankers
Q & A From Email Group
Q: Why do most of the Gay clips and movies have ass fucking in them? What is so special about getting fucked in the asshole? Isn’t that sodomy? Isn’t that one of the unforgivable sins, that deserves punishment in Hell fire for eternity? I can see that the cock sucking is OK because nothing is said in the Bible about a man sucking another mans cock, but the sodomy thing is!
A: I...
Catholic Church Is A Scumfaced Fucktard
Church hits out after nine-year-old’s abortion
“Dilbert: ” I’m inventing a new technology to prevent kids from...”
– Scott Adams
Bad Joke
Two peanuts went into a gay bar.
One was assaulted!
(a salted?) Geddit?
February 2009
15 posts
“To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best day and night to...”
– E.E. Cummings
January 2009
23 posts
Gamers can try NYC river ditching →
Sleeveface →
South Carolina Wants To Ban Profanity →
Sen. Robert Ford pushes to outlaw profanity →
Obituary: Common Sense
An Obituary printed in the London Times…….. Interesting and sadly, rather true
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in...
Blow-up doll sex suspect arrested in Australia
(CNN) — Police in Australia have arrested a man accused of breaking into an adult shop and having sex with blow-up dolls, it was reported Wednesday.
The 23-year-old allegedly broke into the Laneway Adult Shop in the northen Australian city of Cairns on several occasions, having sex with a doll named “Jungle Jane,” the Cairns Post reported.
It earlier quoted the store’s...
Man Arrested For Having Sex With A Blow Up Doll →
God Bless George Bush? Fuck The Bastard! →
A Joke: Now Laugh!
Dick Cheney and George W were having breakfast at the White House.
The young waitress asked Cheney what he would like.
“I’ll have eggs easy-over, Canadian bacon and hash browns.”
The waitress turned to Dubya. “And what can I get for you, Mr President?”
George W smiled and stabbed at the menu with his finger: “How about a quickie?”
“Why, Mr...
“ To know Mephisto is to be privileged; bestowed with fire, passion, music in...”
– Me, who else?
“Adam is in a course, learning how to lift his knuckles off the ground.”
– Spooks, Series 5 [forgot which episode]